USEFUL ENGLISH SYSTEM CONVERSIONS/UNITS:

• Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi
• 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V. League
• 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton
• 1 millionth mouthwash: 1 microscope
• Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle
• Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
• 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
• 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Sterling
• Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
• 1000 aches: 1 megahurtz
• Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram
• Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
• Shortest distance between two jokes: A straight line
• Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond
• A Half-Bath: 1 demijohn
• 453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
• Given the old adage "a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step," the first step of a one-mile journey: 1 Milwaukee
• 1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
• 1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
• 365.25 days: 1 unicycle
• 2200 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds
• 10 cards: 1 decacards
• 1 kilogram of falling figs: 1 Fig Newton
• 1000 grams of wet socks: 1 literhosen
• 1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
• 1 trillion pins: 1 terrapin
• 1 million billion picolos: 1 gigolo
• 10 rations: 1 decoration
• 100 rations: 1 C-ration
• 10 millipedes: 1 centipede
• 3 1/3 tridents: 1 decadent
• 10 monologs: 5 dialogs
• 5 dialogs: 1 decalog
• 2 monograms: 1 diagram
• 8 nickels: 2 paradigms
• 2 wharves: 1 paradox
• 100 Senators: Not 1 decision